omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
