You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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