I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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