a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My dick has a subreddit
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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