When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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