U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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