maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Say something about gay babies.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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