Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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