i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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