I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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