so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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