She's JV to your varsity
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
North Korea, Best Korea!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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