Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
