i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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