I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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