How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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