I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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