She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.