do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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