he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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