i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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