East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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