their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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