shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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