bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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