You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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