i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
