If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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