Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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