Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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