Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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