I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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