Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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