I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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