we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think your dad took our porno
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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