Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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