well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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