I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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