So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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