Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
What a dumb baby whore.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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