Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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