Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
