How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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