Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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