i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you win again, gameday.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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