Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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