I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
