I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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