New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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