There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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