dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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