talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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