: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
