somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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