okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
