i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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