My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
